There was a long silence on the other end of the line. I heard the sound of rustling paper.
“Vance?” she asked. “I don’t have any Vance in my book for February. Actually, I was home with the flu the second week of February. My office was closed.”
“Are you sure?” I asked.
“Ma’am, my stamp is kept in a locked drawer. But my nephew, Kevin, was staying at my house that week to shovel the driveway. He works with a young man named Brett.”
Everything clicked into place. The pieces did not just fall; they slammed down. My son had stolen the stamp. Or he had paid the nephew to steal it for an hour. It was a fraud. A complete, criminal fraud.
“Thank you, Arlene,” I said quietly.
“Dear,” Arlene said, her voice suddenly sharp and awake. “That is a felony. My license is my livelihood. I am calling the sheriff.”
I told her I would see her on Sunday.
On Sunday at two in the afternoon, the weather was gray and misty. The open house was in full swing. Brett and his wife, Brenda, had set up a small table in my foyer with a plate of sugar cookies and a sign-in sheet. I could hear potential buyers walking through my bedrooms, sliding open the closet doors, talking about carpet prices.
I sat in my rocking chair in the corner of the living room. I did not move. I just watched.
Brenda walked in, leading a young couple. When she saw me sitting there, her face went tight. She laughed, a high, nervous sound. “Oh, this is Evelyn. She is just… visiting for the afternoon. She’s transitioning to a senior community soon.”
“I am not,” I said. I did not raise my voice. I kept it very low.
Brett walked into the room then, carrying a pitcher of water. His face drained of color when he heard me. He set the pitcher down on the side table so hard it rattled the coasters.
“Mom,” Brett said, his voice dropping to a harsh whisper. “We are in the middle of a showing. Please go to your room.”
“This is my house, Brett,” I said.
“We have the deed, Mom. It’s legal. Don’t do this here.”
That was when the front door opened. Two men walked in. One was Deputy Miller, a man I had known since he was in high school with my nephew. The other was a woman in a heavy wool coat, carrying a leather-bound logbook. It was Arlene.
Brett turned to face them, his professional smile slipping back onto his face. “Can I help you? We are currently doing a private viewing.”
Arlene walked straight up to the dining table. She looked at the manila folder I had laid out next to the plate of cookies. She pointed her finger at the purple seal.
“That’s my stamp,” Arlene said, looking Brett dead in the eye. “And that is not my signature. You want to show the deputy your ledger of where we met, young man?”
Brett’s hand went to his collar again. He looked at the deputy, then at the young couple who were now backing toward the front door, their eyes wide.
“There’s been a misunderstanding,” Brett stammered. “It’s a family matter. My mother has some cognitive issues since her surgery.”
“I don’t,” I said. “My mind is perfectly clear, Brett. And I remember exactly who brought me that folder in the hospital.”
Deputy Miller did not smile. He placed his hand on his belt, near his holster. “Mr. Vance, I need you to step outside with me. We have some paperwork to discuss.”
Brenda started crying, a loud, ugly honking sound. She grabbed her designer purse from the counter and followed them out. The prospective buyers hurried out behind them, leaving the front door wide open.
I watched through the front window. I saw the deputy speaking to Brett on the gravel driveway. I saw the yellow lights of the cruiser reflecting on the wet hydrangeas. Brett was gesturing wildly, his face red, his expensive leather shoes getting muddy in the grass.
Eventually, they drove away. The driveway was empty.
Arlene stayed for a cup of tea. She was very kind. She signed an affidavit right there at my kitchen table, using her real stamp, declaring the deed null and void.
She left around five. The house was very quiet.
I went into the kitchen. The sugar cookies were still sitting on the counter. I threw them in the trash. I took the cheap black plastic pen Brett had used in the hospital, the one with the blue tape on the cap, and I threw that away too.
I won. The house is mine. The deed is clear, and the real estate sign is lying face down in the ditch at the end of the road.
I thought I would feel something grand. I thought I would feel a great sense of victory. But I just felt tired. I sat down at the heavy oak table Harold and I bought in 1979. I made myself a piece of toast with some strawberry jam.
You win, and then it is just a Tuesday again.